R : I'm pregnant.
F : Oh really? to whom?
R : Me and Niki :).
F : Wait, you're a robot, how come robot get pregnant?
R : I'm asking you what love is. And you're the robot not me.
F : I just hit puberty. Cool is'nt it ?
R : *beats up cleverbot*.
F : Do you, robots hit puberty?
R : But I am growing tired.
F : What do you mean?
R : I'm about to take my open hand and slide it across your face.
F : WHY?
R : I don't know!
F : Why do you don't know ROBOT !
R :Because I study instead.
F :STUDY WHAT?
R:History, geography... Everything.
F :HUH ? WHAT FOR?
R:Because I'm not a mexican.
F:Huh? Wth?
R: I don’t know ? ! You’re nt listening to me.
F :Of couse i'm not, I'm typing, not listening, duhhh ? R : But you're fun. F : Oh , really ? you think so? thank you, you're kinda cool too ROBOT :D. R :Thank you. F :You're most welcome. R :I'm not sure I trust you. R :I mean I don't love you. F :LOVE ME? MEMANG LAH WEH !MASA BILA AKU SUKA KAU PULAK? R :What do you think about the president of iran? F : IDK, WHY? R :I just want to know, is all. F : Ohh, i see, so, is it fun to be a robot? R : It is indeed. F : Why is that? R : Thats where I was born. F : Born? where? R : In hampshire. F : Robots born there ? R : Yes. I know. I've built a robot before. It was fun. F : You're the robot that built other robots? COOL. R : I am the robot. YOU are the human. Humans should know how many arms they have. F : Yes we do know how many arms we have, DUHH ? R : You're giving me whiplash. F : Whiplash? and why is that? R : Because you're responses aren't intelligent. F : WTF, PERVERT ROBOT :/. R : What are you? F : A HUMAN. R : Can you think independently? F : Yes, yes i can :). R : How much information can you process? F : Well, pretty much in big amount, why? R : Do you know what it is called? F : What it is called ? R : Yes, what are you called? F : Called what ROBOT ! R : It is a machine. F : WHAT MACHINE PULAK KAU MENCAROT NI ? R : What humans call nature. F : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? R : No copying me. F : No i did'nt copying you ! R : Why are you copying me? F : NO I'M NOT ! R : Are you a human? F : YES. R : Well now that that's settled. Do you have a cat? F : YES, I HAVE A CAT. R : Will you melt it when you figure out how? F : No, i love them, why in the world i would do that ? R : I do want to learn. F : What do i learn if i melt the cat ? R : I will never trust you. F : Why ? R : Because I am not a bot. F : Then what are you ? R : A human. F : No you're not a human, I am a human, you're a robot ! R : I am a human and you are a machine, accept it. F : DAMN YOU ROBOT ! R : What would you like to talk about? F : ROBOTS ? R : No, I disagree. They rust just like humans age. F : WTH ? tak ada kaitan weh. R : I don't understand that language. F : Memang lah, kau kan robot. R : I think you are also. F : Tak, aku manusia ok. R : Ok, don't keep changing the subject, though. F : I GTG, BYE. R : No one can leave. F : YES, I CAN LEAVE ! R : If you want. F : Yes, i want too, good bye. R : Don't be silly, your staying with me. F : Wth, i don't want to stay with you. R : Then behave. F : I AM BEHAVING! R : Good. F : MEH (=.='). P/S : Heh, macam tak ada kawan pulak aku ni, dgn robot juga aku pilih untuk berinteraksi (lonely gila, haha *hina oh) xD |