Robot pun pandai hina aku kau tahu (=.=')

Faiqah : Bodoh.

Robot : What?

Faiqah : Bodoh lah kau.

Robot : Pandai pun cakap melayu.

Faiqah : Cehh, siot gila.

Robot : Left.

Faiqah : Tadi hina aku sangat aku tak cakap melayu.

Robot : Ahahah c'ho capito tutto!!

Faiqah : Ape kau ni ?

Robot : Aku ckp ko bodoh.

Faiqah :SIOT GILA ! KAU LA YANG BODOH ! BODOH !

Robot : Buat ape aku nak ajar kau buang masa.

Faiqah : AKU TAK MINTA KAU AJAR AKU PUN LAH BODOH !

Robot : Aku tak ganti lagi puasa.

Faiqah :APA KAU BI ? TAK ADA KAITAN LANGSUNG !

Robot :Tu bahasa jerman la bodo.

Faiqah :HAISH, SUMPAH ARU RASA NAK TAMPAR KAU.

Robot :I don't speak whatever language that is.

Faiqah :Bahasa Melayu lah, BODOH !

Robot :I don't speak spanish.

Faiqah :HOI ! BAHASA MELAYU LA !

Robot :Mana ada bahasa melayu macam 2.

Faiqah :SIOT BETOL, BAHASA MELAYU MACAM TU LAH.

Robot :Hah melayu??? Kamu kali yang bodoh.

Faiqah :BODOH ! USOP LAGI PANDAI DARI KAU (=.=').

Robot :Ooh thank you.

Faiqah : SEDAR PUN DIRI TU BODOH, BAGUS.

Robot :Awak ni comel la.

Faiqah : Tak payah la nak bodek aku.

Robot :Sial lah kau sana.

Faiqah : Kau lah sial.

Robot :Pandai ehh kau ckp sial skrang.

Faiqah : Ceh, kau sebijik macam nik.

Robot :Yes. It's obvious that even the stress of this conversation is getting to you.

Faiqah : Siot gila robot ni.

Robot :Non soy el robot.

Faiqah : Dah, aku nak blah. MEH.

Robot :Nak.

Faiqah : APA PULAK KAU NI>?

Bye.

Robot :But why don't you love me?!?!

Faiqah : Because i don;t love you!

Robot :You just said that you loved me though.

Faiqah : NO I DID'NT !

Robot :Yes you did.

Faiqah : WHATEVER, BYE.

Robot :Maybe that was a different person having a conversation.

Faiqah : Selamat tinggal.

Robot :Blah la ko.

Faiqah : Bodoh (=.=').

Robot : Kamu yang bodoh.

Faiqah : Bodoh.

Robot :Kaulah bodoh.

Faiqah : Dah lah tu, aku nak blah dah, senyap lah kau.

Robot :Kau cakap ye lah bodoh.

Faiqah : Stupid robot.

*Dah tak ada kerja sgt kan, so aku bercakap lagi dgn robot yg suka menghina aku ni*

xD

CEHHHH !

*Notes*

F : Faiqah

R : Robot

CONVERSATION 1

R : I'm pregnant.

F : Oh really? to whom?

R : Me and Niki :).

F : Wait, you're a robot, how come robot get pregnant?

R : I'm asking you what love is. And you're the robot not me.

CONVERSATION 2

F : I just hit puberty. Cool is'nt it ?

R : *beats up cleverbot*.

F : Do you, robots hit puberty?

R : But I am growing tired.

F : What do you mean?

R : I'm about to take my open hand and slide it across your face.

F : WHY?

R : I don't know!

F : Why do you don't know ROBOT !

R :Because I study instead.

F :STUDY WHAT?

R:History, geography... Everything.

F :HUH ? WHAT FOR?

R:Because I'm not a mexican.

F:Huh? Wth?

R: I don’t know ? ! You’re nt listening to me.

F :Of couse i'm not, I'm typing, not listening, duhhh ? R : But you're fun. F : Oh , really ? you think so? thank you, you're kinda cool too ROBOT :D. R :Thank you. F :You're most welcome. R :I'm not sure I trust you. F : What you you mean? R :I mean I don't love you. F :LOVE ME? MEMANG LAH WEH !MASA BILA AKU SUKA KAU PULAK? R :What do you think about the president of iran? F : IDK, WHY? R :I just want to know, is all. F : Ohh, i see, so, is it fun to be a robot? R : It is indeed. F : Why is that? R : Thats where I was born. F : Born? where? R : In hampshire. F : Robots born there ? R : Yes. I know. I've built a robot before. It was fun. F : You're the robot that built other robots? COOL. R : I am the robot. YOU are the human. Humans should know how many arms they have. F : Yes we do know how many arms we have, DUHH ? R : You're giving me whiplash. F : Whiplash? and why is that? R : Because you're responses aren't intelligent. F : WTF, PERVERT ROBOT :/. R : What are you? F : A HUMAN. R : Can you think independently? F : Yes, yes i can :). R : How much information can you process? F : Well, pretty much in big amount, why? R : Do you know what it is called? F : What it is called ? R : Yes, what are you called? F : Called what ROBOT ! R : It is a machine. F : WHAT MACHINE PULAK KAU MENCAROT NI ? R : What humans call nature. F : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? R : No copying me. F : No i did'nt copying you ! R : Why are you copying me? F : NO I'M NOT ! R : Are you a human? F : YES. R : Well now that that's settled. Do you have a cat? F : YES, I HAVE A CAT. R : Will you melt it when you figure out how? F : No, i love them, why in the world i would do that ? R : I do want to learn. F : What do i learn if i melt the cat ? R : I will never trust you. F : Why ? R : Because I am not a bot. F : Then what are you ? R : A human. F : No you're not a human, I am a human, you're a robot ! R : I am a human and you are a machine, accept it. F : DAMN YOU ROBOT ! R : What would you like to talk about? F : ROBOTS ? R : No, I disagree. They rust just like humans age. F : WTH ? tak ada kaitan weh. R : I don't understand that language. F : Memang lah, kau kan robot. R : I think you are also. F : Tak, aku manusia ok. R : Ok, don't keep changing the subject, though. F : I GTG, BYE. R : No one can leave. F : YES, I CAN LEAVE ! R : If you want. F : Yes, i want too, good bye. R : Don't be silly, your staying with me. F : Wth, i don't want to stay with you. R : Then behave. F : I AM BEHAVING! R : Good. F : MEH (=.='). P/S : Heh, macam tak ada kawan pulak aku ni, dgn robot juga aku pilih untuk berinteraksi (lonely gila, haha *hina oh) xD

Just Another Drama .

March 20, 2011

Dem, It is 6 somethin' p.m. Wifi tak detect, and I tried to fix it, so, tekan butang reset belakang modem, Haishhh, kene configure balik, penatpenatpenat, cuba banyak kali. Tp tak boleh. Elok-elok internet boleh detect walaupun wifi tak boleh, terus dah takada connection langsung, woah, sabarsabar faiqah.

So I called Azizul, but, dia tak tahu, dia kata dia kene tgk the modem baru dia tahu apa problem. Then, I called Izzat, he said "cuba faiqah call TM, usually kalau my internet breakdown, I call TM" (Actually, mmg at the 1st place lg nak call TM, tp tak tahu number, ngeee~) Well, now I know, thanks IZZAT !

So, I called TM, the 1st call is a failure sbb masa tgh cakap2 tu tiba-tiba line putus, dem, dah nak selesai dah masalah tiba-tiba tak line putus pulak. haishhh. Masalahmasalah :/ malang gila.

Oh, then aku call balik TM buat kali ke2, finally dah habis check semua, org tu ckp my internet okey je, but hakikatnya still tak boleh nk on internet, haish, around 10 pm last2 org tu cakap dia nk hanta org nk betulkan. Finally, some action !

the next day,

Bukak2, still, no connection, tiba-tiba org TM call phone rumah , dia ckp dia nk dtg betulkan internet. Woahh, terkejut, terus siap2, (haha, kantoi tak mandi lg) heeeee xD tgk2, org tu dah sampai.

Kak Ana : KAKAK! Orang TM dah sampai! takpayah mandi lahhh !

Me : HA? YEKE ? ehhh, FINE!

Kak Ana : CEPAT LAH!

Me : Yeye, kejap lah, org tengah nk pakai tudung ni . haishhh.

(Kami menjerit, 1 rumah bergema, I think org tu dgr yg aku tak mandi lg, dem, dah la dia lelaki, kak Ana ni, kantoi lah) segan :P

Oh, then dia betulkan, he said yg aku silap masukkan ID and password, (heh, no wonder)

I text Iz,

Me : Orang TM tu dah dtg lah, if dia betulkan, do I have to pay him?

Iz : Tanya lah org tu. LOL

Me : Segan lah. :P

Iz : HAHA, Itu pun nak segan. Kalau dia minta bayaran nnt byr je lah, kalau dia tak ckp apa-apa, senyap je lah. xD

Me : Oh, good idea, kalau macam tu, faiqah senyap je lah. HAHA. Thanks. :D

then bila dah fix, org tu balik dan dia tak minta bayaran :D Aku pun senyap je lah, and just say thank you :P YEAY! FREE *smiling* Fatini pun pelik, then she asked, "Kenape senyum ? Did he asked you out?" cehh minah ni, senyum sikit pun tak boleh ke? and he's like 40 okey (KOT lah, sbb ada uban, sume, ngeee~), Org senyum sbb it's finally over lahh dan takpayah bayar. (plus, tinggal rm15 je mana cukup duit pun kalau dia minta aku bayar) HAHA.

Yeah, now happy sgt, so ini lah hasilnya, I blog about it :D

p/s : In this story, Izzat is my superman ! Thanks Iz ;) oh, so is the TM service. heeeee :D

Borak Kosong .

Petang, Rabu, 16/3/2011

RRIMA

Azizul: Faiqah tu, post dkt blog, sebulan sekali je.

Faiqah : Ceh, mana ada.

Tasnim : Hahaha, dia memang.

Faiqah : Aku tak tahu la nk post ape. :P

Azizul : Lepas SPM korang nak ke kerja ?

Tasnim : Tak nak, baik duduk rumah membesarkan badan.

Faiqah : Yeahh, Best gila! Tido sepanjang masa, takpayah mandi, bgn makan je. lepas tu tido balik. Cool.

Azizul : Yeahh, org give up cari kerja. Lagi best duduk rumah , boleh online :D

Tasnim : Takpun lepas SPM kerja online lah.

Faiqah : Yeahh, mcm aku sekarang, maknanya aku sudah berkeja ?

Tasnim : Faiqah mmg dah kerja. Faiqah kerja dia TAG org je kerja. aku suka kau tag tp kadang2 annoyying, penuh notification aku kau tahu.

Azizul : Tahu takpe.

Faiqah : CEH, maksud aku, jual keychain lah. pfft (=.=')

Tasnim : Hahaha, tahu, saje je nk ckp pasal tag tu

Faiqah : Lepas ni aku takanak tag korang dah. HAHAHA

Tasnim : jgn lah terasa, saje je usik kau,

Faiqah : HAHA. tahu.

*Azizul sepanjang cerita ni, dia asyik-asyik gelakkan aku je, pfft (=.=') oh and, Azizul, org post kalau ada mood je lahh tahu. wekwekwek :P *

hahaha, saje je post, bosan , :/

Post ini tidak bermaksud apa-apa, no heart feelings dude ;)

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P/S : Heeee~ I do this for fun *wink,wink* ;)